On The First Day...

On my quest for sainthood, or woman of the year, or wife of the month, or at least to give Kelly a good birthday, I've decided to celebrate THE TWELVE DAYS OF KELLY! Here is my first offering...

On the first day of Kelly my true love (that's me not this) gave to me,

a bag full of fat free candy.

{Sing to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas," obviously}