The Acceptance Speech

I would like to thank all of you who voted. It's nice to win something, although I'd prefer to win something more along the lines of a "How'd She Manage To Take Such An Ugly Picture When In Real Life She's So Stunning?" contest. I just want to remind everyone what I actually do look like in case I've scarred them from my ugly picture. So, feast your eyes on this...

p.s. I think it's a little weird that there were two votes for Lilly. And I think Kelly's picture should have totally won. Besides your obvious lack of judgment, I'm really grateful.