I've figured out the answers to all of my problems. All I need is:
a housekeeper
nanny
full-time cook
personal shopper
hair stylist for the days I decide to leave the house
a personal trainer
a painter to paint over these awful beige walls
a home decorator that find only the coolest vintage items to fill my house
a driver would be nice but not necessary
a spray tan (I say no thanks to cancer)
a plastic surgeon for the unfortunate circumstance known as my stomach
and I need a vacation possibly by myself but maybe I'll invite kelly since he's paying for it
Have I left anything out?
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4 comments:
I seriously told Regan that I need over half of those things on your list just today! I guess we are on the same page.
If I could have just one of those things...aaaaah! how much easier life would be!
Yeah, I think you got 'em all.
When you find a charity who will fund all of this for "Mother's going crazy" please let me know!
Fabulous list! I'd LOVE a full-time cook! :)
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